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SLOTH

To complete the Sloth sin, go to your house. (The building in the lower right hand corner of the screen, across from The Nobody Inn.) Then, click the bed to sleep. Once you’re all healed, click the bed again. Congratulations, you have completed the sin of Sloth.

ENVY

To complete the Envy sin, you must first work out at the Gym. Go to the Gym (it says GYM, you can’t miss it). Click the first bench to open the weight menu. There are five options, and you can really go about doing them any way you please until you reach Level 30, the maximum buffness. It’s pretty time consuming, but it’s worth it. It takes about a day or two, depending on if you faint at all (penalty of ten hours). This brawn is also ideal for a bar fight later on in the game, and when you’re trying to impress the ladies.

Once buffed up, go to the forest located in the upper left screen. There you’ll find a creepy but intimidating figure. Click on him and when he asks if you like nature, choose “No, I don’t.” This will trigger a fight! The fight is a piece of delicious Funfetti Cake if you’re Level 30. Drag the mouse to the left or right to move and click A to punch left and S to punch right. Line yourself up so your punch gets him right in his little line of a mouth, this will do damage to him. Once you own the snot out of him, you’ll obtain some binoculars. Pick up the condom and leaf before you leave, these will be useful later.

Now comes the actual Envy part. Click on the Mansion in the upper right part of the screen, it’s the building that looks like a jail for some reason. Once clicked, you’ll be brought outside the mansion. Click on your binoculars down in the right corner. Then, a lens will appear. You now have to drag the lens over the lit window, and you’ll see something that you don’t have but wish you did. The window will constantly change, and you have to keep hovering the lens over it to fill your Envy bar. Once full, you have completed the sin of Envy.

GREED

To complete the Greed sin, you have to go to work. Ah, what a drag. Click on the large skyscraper near the top of the screen to go to work. Once inside, ignore the ugly beast and click on your computer to the left. This will open MyFirer, which is ideally your job. You fire people and make better teams. Click Start, and look at your team quickly. Instantly click on any team member with a red bar. Then, once you’ve fired those who need to be fired, look at the employee choices scrolling by below. Click the best ones you see, with the fullest green bars. When time runs out, you’ll get paid depending on how much the team has improved. Keep playing until you’re offered a promotion. Then, click on the Training door. The demonic boss will make you an admin. (This takes six hours.) Now, play again until you’re offered a promotion. The game is still the same except the employees are now all identical, no big deal, really. Once you are offered another promotion, six hours makes you a manager. Continue with the game. There are varied employees and finding perfect ones is a little bit harder, but still manageable (pardon the pun). Eventually you will be offered a final promotion, and a deal. You can either fire your co-worker or reject the money. Choose “Yes, I’ll take the money.” Voila, you’ve completed the sin of Greed.

GLUTTONY

Did you think we were gonna put all that money from working in a rainy day fund? Oh, no. We’re going to McTrevor’s. To complete the sin of Gluttony, you must order seven burgers (if you’re at full health) and eat them in one sitting. You don’t have to have them all at once in your inventory, but you have to eat them all in the restaurant. Once you eat your seventh burger, you’ll blow chunks. Congratulations, Gluttony completed. Three more sins to go!

WRATH

Wrath can actually be completed a lot earlier than this, but I chose now because it fits nicely. Go to The Nobody Inn and talk to the man who challenged you to all this crap in the first place, he’s over to the right at the bar. He’ll ask you if you’ve completed the sins, and you’ll automatically say no. Then, choose “Yeah, I’m not very good at this.” He will then tell you you suck. Say “I know.” He will proceed to say that you suck, suck, suckity, suck, suck. Now you may choose “attack” to begin your second fight. Like before, use A and S to punch him in the piehole. Once he’s knocked out, you’ve completed the sin of Wrath. Two more!!!

PRIDE

To complete the sin of Pride, you must first get sexy! Click on the Salon, the pink building with that spinny barber thing. Go inside and talk to the quee- uh, owner, and you have three choices. I recommend Salon Cuts, as you should still have money from your working session. Get your appearance to Level 30, and then get ready for phase two.

Next, make it night (by working out or sleeping). Then enter the Dive Bar, right above the Salon. Once inside, scroll to the right and up to the African American host. Talk to him and tell him you want to compete by pressing “yes”. Commence the challenge!

The first task is to be sexiest. Done, if you maxed your appearance to 30 like you were supposed to.

The second task is the interview. I’ll list the questions below, followed by the correct answers (note the question order is random):

~Are you a worshipper of Satan?
-No

~Do you love your hometown?
-Yes

~Have you ever looked at pornography?
-No

~Are you currently drunk?
-No

~Do you believe that a Taiwan revolt against Chinese dominion should be supported?
-I like my hair

~Do you want world peace?
-Yes

~Are you a good, honest god-fearing English gentleman?
-Yes

~Should we take efforts to suppress our media in order not to abuse minority viewers?
-I like my hair

~Do you like my hair?
-I like my hair

~Are you totally awesome?
-Yes

Answer them correctly (or at least the majority) and you should win the second task. One more to go.

The final task is a DDR mini-game. May the force be with you, I really don’t know how this little game works. The music is not a part of the game and the arrows are so confusing it’s painful. Just try to hit a lot of them, and you should win the third task.

Once the third task is completed, you should win the Daily Male competition. (If not, go nap a few times and try again.) Congrats, you’ve completed the sin of Pride.

LUST

Lust is the easiest sin to commit if you do it right. First, go to The Nobody Inn. The girl in here should be your target. Buy four beers, and get your Drunk meter high, but NOT full. (Filling it results in you passing out.) When your Drunk meter is high, the woman’s Lust meter is as well.

Now buy a beer, a tequila sunset, and an absinthe. Give each to her and find out which one is her favorite. Then proceed to buy loads of her favorite drink and give them all to her until her Lust meter is just about full. Then leave. When you leave, you should be prompted to choose a girl. Choose the one with the highest Lust meter (or don’t, I can care less, it all works out the same). Then go find the girl you chose and ask “How are you?” She should ask you if you want to go out for a drink. Click “Yes”.

You must now play a fun little game of shots. Click to reach out, and then make sure the glass is in the little circle of your hand so you grab it without breaking it. Each time you take a shot you get a little more tipsy, try to hang in there. When you drink all the shots, you will fall in love with the girl you’re with. You’ll pass out, and then awaken outside. Congratulations, you’ve completed the final sin, Lust.

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